Ten Reasons Why Pokémon Sword And Shield Are the Worst Games in Franchise History
Before I start blasting negative words about a franchise I adore, I’d like to touch on the things I think generation 8 did correctly.
Overall, I think the new wild areas in Pokémon Sword and Shield are a great step forward for the series. It’s the first step Game Freak has made toward realizing millions of childhood pipe dreams across the globe.
Our fast travel system has leaped a few hurdles and dashed up to modern standards. The new cinematic camera during battles makes them more fun to look at, as well. I especially love the new stadium-style gym battles featuring a large crowd for a background. The new background music for the gyms? It’s phenomenal and surprisingly modern.
I also think that the new online matchmaking features and events are the most well-kept and organized we’ve seen from Game Freak. So, kudos for that!
Most of the previous roadblocks that made competitive Pokémon inaccessible to the masses were remedied.
- A player can change a Pokémon’s nature with mints.
- Max stats and IV’s are visible from boxes.
- Bottle caps are accessible and help maximize initial values (IV’s).
- Super effective moves are now visible on the battle screen.
Accessibility is a great boon to the competitive scene. That is a healthy step forward for Pokémon trainers worldwide!
Lastly, and the biggest draw for me: Collectors can breed for exotic balls with relative ease.
In previous generations, only a female could pass a rare ball to her offspring. This made chain breeding with Ditto an unnecessary grind. Countless Pokémon have a 12.5% female appearance rate. Breeding something like an Eevee with a cool entrance animation and perfect stats could easily take 4-5 hours! Gross!
Of course, the positive feedback abruptly ends there.
I’m not going to argue that the new Pokémon games aren’t fun. I wholeheartedly enjoy them. Although, generation 8 has me wondering if I’ll ever purchase another Pokémon game. Sword and Shield are easily the worst Pokémon games we’ve had to date, and here’s why:
10) Pokémon Raids Aren’t Fun
Martin’s Solrock used Cosmic Power! The wild Dedenne nullified the stat changes and abilities of all opposing Pokémon. Martin’s Solrock used Cosmic Power!
Here’s the thing:
It’s brutally apparent that Game Freak didn’t spend a ton of time testing the balance of these new Max Raids.
The new Max Raid battles were designed to be the main selling point of the game!
There have been hundreds of times where I would fire off a G-max move that an opposing Pokémon would sport a quad weakness to, only to deal about five damage before getting blocked off by a new layer of “shields”
The dens feel like an expression of lucky timing rather than offering any true challenge. So, when Game Freak decides to pair me up with Freya’s Eevee who evidently only knows Helping Hand, and Martin’s Solrock that only seems to know Cosmic Power and Rock Polish, it feels more like an annoyance than anything.
The online raid feed and shared raid system are a littered mess of mistimed push notifications. Most battles that appear through your feed have already timed out or filled. Online functionality tosses even more kindling into the fire with poor optimization.
As far as a new generation gimmick goes, Pokémon Sword and Shield are Easily the worst Pokémon games we’ve seen.
Unless you enjoy twirling your thumbs in an empty lobby for three minutes only to face the light of a time-out screen at the end of the tunnel.
Before I start blasting negative words about a franchise I adore, I’d like to touch on the things I think generation 8 did correctly.
Overall, I think the new wild areas in Pokémon Sword and Shield are a great step forward for the series. It’s the first step Game Freak has made toward realizing millions of childhood pipe dreams across the globe.
Our fast travel system has leaped a few hurdles and dashed up to modern standards. The new cinematic camera during battles makes them more fun to look at, as well. I especially love the new stadium-style gym battles featuring a large crowd for a background. The new background music for the gyms? It’s phenomenal and surprisingly modern.
I also think that the new online matchmaking features and events are the most well-kept and organized we’ve seen from Game Freak. So, kudos for that!
Most of the previous roadblocks that made competitive Pokémon inaccessible to the masses were remedied.
- A player can change a Pokémon’s nature with mints.
- Max stats and IV’s are visible from boxes.
- Bottle caps are accessible and help maximize initial values (IV’s).
- Super effective moves are now visible on the battle screen.
Accessibility is a great boon to the competitive scene. That is a healthy step forward for Pokémon trainers worldwide!
Lastly, and the biggest draw for me: Collectors can breed for exotic balls with relative ease.
In previous generations, only a female could pass a rare ball to her offspring. This made chain breeding with Ditto an unnecessary grind. Countless Pokémon have a 12.5% female appearance rate. Breeding something like an Eevee with a cool entrance animation and perfect stats could easily take 4-5 hours! Gross!
Of course, the positive feedback abruptly ends there.
I’m not going to argue that the new Pokémon games aren’t fun. I wholeheartedly enjoy them. Although, generation 8 has me wondering if I’ll ever purchase another Pokémon game. Sword and Shield are easily the worst Pokémon games we’ve had to date, and here’s why:
9) Enlarging the Renders Highlights How Lifeless They Are
Staring into the face of a giant Gothitelle was a weighty disappointment. Her dead eyes sat flush with the rest of her face. There were no signs of shading or depth to be seen. It isn’t just Gothitelle either.
They all suffered.
Somehow, every other Nintendo franchise has managed to break boundaries on Nintendo Switch hardware.
- 1) The Legend of Zelda boasts the most massive interpretation of Hyrule we’ve ever seen.
- 2) Fire Emblem: Three Houses was the most immersive Turn-Based JRPG I’ve played in my life.
- 3) Mario Odyssey is easily the most critically-acclaimed 3D platformer of all time.
Pokémon Sword and Shield are the worst looking games we’ve seen from a Nintendo developer this generation. Fans are starting to reminisce about the days of Pokémon sprites. At least the sprites were charming.
8) The Protagonists Have Reached A New Peak in Obnoxious Behavior
Ever wonder how much dialog the game would have if Hop didn’t exist? I swear – every time that little kid opens his mouth – I’m listening to another generic TED talk about the importance of perseverance.
Which is great…
Except he drills his speech into us every time we hit an intersection or enter a building. He’s always challenging us to battles without making any noticeable changes to his party. His rematches feel a lot less like a lesson on perseverance and more like a spotty interpretation of childhood masochism.
How does he keep finding us if he’s rushing off bull-headed every 15 seconds? Do we have a stalker? Does he hide in dumpsters waiting for the perfect moment to pounce?
Leon and Sophia? They’re literal two-dimensional caricatures.
Leon has never lost a single battle in his entire life. Not once. He’s the unrivaled image of perfection who throws his Pokéball better than anyone in Galar. He wears a cape. He gets lost all the time.
Each character in Galar drills these character traits into our brains as though they’re nothing short of a Picasso painting bound to luxurious framing. Get those dangerous power tools away from my head already!
Aside from that, Leon is wholly devoid of character. Pokémon has never been the franchise to win any academy awards for acting. I get that.
But let’s take a moment to compare some past champions to Leon. Lance wore a gaudy cape, too. We can start with him.
Lance was obsessed with the idea of nobility, isolated himself deep in the mountains for intensive training. Lance also disguised himself to commit government espionage before rushing in to save the day and had a distinct role as a chairman for a world peace organization.
Steven was a shy hermit. He kept himself isolated and obsessed over rocks with the love and care of a geologist. Steven was humble. He was often helpful without completely over-running our operations.
Alder was a self-afflicted outcast who never won the Pokémon League title. He was allegedly elected champion by Unova officials. Alder was a simple wanderer trying to overcome loss after his beloved Volcarona died.
Diantha was an uptown-styled actress who spoke with an unusual amount of formality. Her personality was ripe with affluence, Ripe with the sort of insincere politeness you would expect socially ingrained into her etiquette.
Leon? Oh. Rumor has it that his Pokéball throwing stance is exquisite.
7) The Hand-Holding Has Gotten Out of Hand
“Now listen here, children,” said every character in the game, “You just focus on your little gym battles, and us grown-ups will take care of the big meanies”
Off they went. Miraculously, the adults saved the world somewhere off-screen. Our child prodigy protagonist never had to lift a finger.
Uh oh! Here comes Team Yell! They have a nefarious plot to… Cheer on our rival?
Oh.
Oh no! Here comes Eternatus! The hardest Pokémon to catch in the whole game! I’d better save my progress! Wait. Nevermind. I captured him with a Pokéball on my first try.
Pokémon has always been appealing because it is light and simple, but there’s a line to be drawn between keeping a game light and straight hijacking the user experience.
If Pokémon X and Y were a gentle stroll in the park, Pokémon Sword and Shield were the equivalents of being pushed through the park in an infant stroller.
The option to turn off experience-share vanished this generation. My benched teammates don’t need extra experience points if I’m already knocking out gym leaders in a single blow.
In terms of difficulty, Pokémon Sword and Shield are the worst Pokémon games to date. Luckily, we can bypass a simplified difficulty curve by injecting a self-imposed Nuzlocke, but we’re still stuck with experience share forcibly flipped on at all times.
6) Routes Have Become Too Linear
Long gone are the days of solving cave puzzles or revisiting old routes with new equipment/abilities. Pokémon X and Y were the first to use linear routes, and apparently, that was a huge success.
Nowadays, you can stare straight at your television while navigating these routes because most of the time, they follow a straight line.
I suppose the enchanted forest before hitting Ballonlea had the intent to be our big puzzle in Sword and Shield. I’d hardly consider a path that branches two or three times a puzzle.
Please, Game Freak, I know you want to make this franchise accessible to children. Children LOVE solving puzzles.
5) The Support Movepool Has Been Reduced
Now we’re starting to get into the core mechanics that have helped Pokémon evolve from its first-generation mechanics of glorified Rock, Paper, Scissors.
In the early days of Pokémon, things were cut pretty dry. Alakazam was the best psychic type. End of story. Gengar was the only ghost type. End of story. Tauros was the best normal type. End of story.
In Gold/Silver, we started seeing support moves and coverage moves diversify teams. Skarmory started dropping spikes to promote tankier teams that punished switch-ins. Jolteon and Scizor became baton pass users who could support teammates with threatening stat buffs. Teams needed haze users or roar users to blast away the set-up sweepers. We witnessed physical and special attacks split by type.
In generation 3 we started giving Pokémon unique abilities. Suddenly, Tentacruel was a viable choice. He had access to rapid spin. Starmie boasted the same support role but could also bounce status problems while switching out.
In generation 4, we picked up even more support roles. New entry hazards! U-turn helped bulky teammates offer safe switch-ins to their allies. The developers broke their old rule of thumb for types being the sole determining factor of whether a move was special or physical. Another step forward for Pokémon.
Generation 5 gave us weather setters.
Generation 6 balanced the type chart with the introduction of fairies and dampened the power of popular moves.
So what am I getting at?
Each time a generation shifts, Pokémon are given new inherited Technical Moves, Egg Moves, and Tutor Moves. Generation 8 is the worst Pokémon game in terms of support moves. These moves we picked up trend heavily toward aggression and coverage.
Hydreigon lost tailwind. He was the only non-flying type who could offer a speed boost through tailwind. Sure, Hydreigon will remain a dandy little cave-dwelling dragon. He has incredible stats, coverage, and typing. What about his teammates?
Garchomp lost dragon tail. He can’t force switch-ins after setting rocks anymore. It was a unique role Garchomp could fill on teams. Although, we can still make Garchomp into another aggressive sweeper – just like everyone else.
Umbreon lost access to toxic. His role of absorbing hits and spreading status has long passed.
Sure, Pokémon movesets change every generation. Our problem isn’t necessarily that the moves disappeared. Our problem is their new replacements.
106 Pokémon learn close combat now. It was a once exclusive 120 base power super-sweeping secret-weapon hitting 5 distinct types super-effectively. Having access to the move made it’s users a unique choice for teams. Although, with 106 options, it hardly feels special this generation.
107 Pokémon learn heat wave now.
The list goes on. In prior generations, I trained Pokémon to act as part of a team. In Pokémon Sword and Shield, I primarily raised stand-alone creatures, each with efficient coverage moves. We find ourselves backtracking to the old days of: “Alakazam is the best Psychic type because of his stats. End of story.”
Thus making it (you guessed it) the worst Pokémon team-building experience since Red/Blue.
4) The Overall Map Is Too Small
For a game trying to boast how big everything can be, there isn’t much to explore.
I can appreciate how jam-packed the routes were with unique species of Pokémon. Still, spacing the habitats out a bit would have done this game wonders.
The problem with the wild area was how unnatural it felt. As if someone at the studio suggested tacking it on last minute, or perhaps the developers grew frustrated with the task of producing it after a week and dropped the idea entirely.
If the whole overworld had presented itself as a wild area, this game could have been a masterpiece.
Instead, we got a dinky homestead – easily traversed from one corner to the opposite in two minutes.
The weather biomes are so small it’s uncanny. They don’t provide much for the overworld other than obscuring our vision, providing us with little more than the frustration of traversing an area blindfolded.
I’ve heard all the excuses in the book, Game Freak!
If Witcher 3 can fit onto the Nintendo Switch, you can pack a little more punch too. The problem isn’t hardware limitations or lack of skill. The problem is your deadlines.
I didn’t need Pokémon released in time for the holidays. I needed Pokémon to be a quality product.
I tried my best to savor this game, and I still cleared it in under 30 hours. That was running as a dex completionist, mind you. The world was hollow.
3) Game Freak Didn’t Anticipate Power Creep in Dynamaxing
I’m glad that Game Freak dropped mega evolutions and Z-moves. A new mechanic every generation was beginning to make the game convoluted and there were visible issues with power creep incoming.
Although, the Dynamax mechanic was nothing more than a cheap band-aid.
Now you can simply mega evolve your strongest Pokémon for more carnage than ever before, and he gets the luxury of three Z-moves.
We’ve doubled the base power of popular moves like ice beam, thunderbolt, flamethrower. We’ve given these moves perfect accuracy. We’ve also topped these insatiable moves off with perks like setting weather or offering free stat boosts.
-Game Freak, probably
Uhhh… What?
This has some overlap with #5.
Politoed is useless now that Kingdra can set rain without losing a turn or a moveslot.
What is the point of using an evasive Froslass to lay spikes now?
There isn’t one. Moves never miss and alter weather without any loss of momentum.
This solution presents more problems to the game balance than the features they were trying to replace. I go into competitive singles matches, and the key strategy seems to be dropping a turn 1 Dynamax.
Do your best to outrace your opponent, set yourself up with your three flashy Z-moves, and if your Dynamax took down the opponents: proceed to sweep.
There are ways to counter this strategy, but the window is small and often not worth giving up your chance to win the drag race.
2) DLC Has Made Legendary Pokémon Easier to Acquire Than A Magikarp
You go into a den with some buddies. You win a few raids. You catch the legendary Pokémon with a 100% success rate.
There aren’t any secret tunnels to navigate to find the den. It’s located right beside the fast travel portal. You don’t need to train your own Pokémon. Just rent whatever they give you.
Don’t believe me?
Check out the Pokémon home app today!
[Forgive me, I had a wild urge to make a mock ad campaign]
The Japanese have an underground network of swapping Kubfu for their Pokémon bred in Apriballs. Go ahead, try tossing your heavy ball Torkoal in Pokémon Home requesting a Kubfu.
I bet you’ll get one.
While I can appreciate the ease of swapping Pokémon in rare balls without gambling for junk trades, I still think this presents an enormous design flaw in what should classify as a “Legendary Pokémon”
1) Cutting The Roster Was A Cardinal Sin
If I wanted to play a turn-based RPG with characters I didn’t care about, I’d pick up a new game.
The genre is now leagues ahead of Pokémon in terms of depth and story.
Pokémon still holds in today’s market for one reason. It boasts an incredibly diverse (and unique) roster. There is an overwhelming threat that those days may soon be over.
I know the hardware can support thousands of creatures. I think deep down we all do.
Each creature needlessly cut from the roster offered a refreshing spin on combat.
Venomoth was a frail little porch light magnet, sure. He was also the only in-game character who could pass a quiver dance buff to another. Access to sleep powder with his compound eyes ability was lethal.
Chesnaught may have been the ugliest armadillo the world has ever gazed upon. He also had access to spiky shield and could damage foes while playing a defensive game.
Donphan was a great rapid spinner for wacky trick-room-sandstorm-team shenanigans.
Breloom was our most aggressive spore user. He had some great moveset options to mesh with his ability technician. Not all sleep-inducing teams want to play slow and tanky.
Eelektross had the best coverage moves of any electric type.
Serperior used his contrary ability to spam threatening leaf storms, a move that practically no other Pokémon would dare to use since it halves their attack strength.
Alomomola was the only Pokémon with the regenerator ability that could pass wishes while simultaneously mirror coating special attacks away. Alright, that one is a bit of a stretch.
Team building suffered.
The decision to cut these critters from the game was a hasty one. It stirred up serious hobby drama in one of the friendliest, most wholesome online gaming communities. Fans became divided as though they were representatives of an electoral college, as though they were standing on opposing ends of tectonic plates in the moments before an earthquake.
Fans refreshed their news feed with fingers crossed, hoping that their favorites would make the cut.
New derogatory terms sprouted up, such as “Genwunner” or “Nintendo’s Call of Duty Mascots” Pokémon Sword and Shield broke the community in ways that seemed incomprehensible until Game Freak straight Thanos-snapped the lineup. It was heartbreaking to watch.
I know. Calling Pokémon Sword and Shield the worst Pokémon games to date is a pretty bold claim. I stand by it. Here’s to hoping that our beloved franchise takes a hint and starts heading back in the right direction.
Here’s to hoping that Game Freak takes their time on their next installment.